Saw a woman walking down the street, smoking a blunt, pushing a stroller with a dog in it.

I guess I was staring because she said, “What are you looking at?”

I said, “a woman walking down the street, smoking a blunt, pushing a stroller with a dog in it.”

She thought that was hilarious, and I thought, damn, I’m funny. But then I remembered that she was high as fuck, so maybe she’s an easy audience. I asked, “Are you laughing because I said something funny, or because you’re high?”

“I’m laughing cuz I’m high,” she said, “but my dog thinks you’re funny.”