Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack): "“I’m not going to do it.” A reprint of my 2005 Christmas piece for McSweeney’s."

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Michael Ian Black

“I’m not going to do it.”

A reprint of my 2005 Christmas piece for McSweeney’s.

Michael Ian Black

What I Would Be Thinking About If I Were Billy Joel Driving Toward a Holiday Party Where I Knew There Was Going to Be a Piano

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