Mike Thunder | Substack

Mike Thunder

Hi, I'm Mike. The greatest security guard who ever lived, on Mama's say-so. I'm writing my memoirs one story at a time, sharing tales from behind the Thin Purple Line. Humor's the craft. The truth makes guest appearances. Come along.

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