Carla Burns | Substack

Carla Burns

@officialtrainwrecks

Carla Burns is an award-winning author and an ancient relic of the fan fiction world. She has lived in fun and exciting places like Japan, Hawaii, Washington, and Colorado. But please, pay no attention to the woman behind the curtain.

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