Dear elected Democrats;

If you’re afraid to say “fuck” on camera, you don't have the spine to fight for America. Resign and let us find our Jasmine Crocketts.

Yours in service,

Fucking everyone

Sorry for the light posting this week. I’m fighting off a bit of a cold, I had a lot of stuff to take care of, and I was getting my Farmer Joe on earlier in the week. Either I’m going to have a spectacular balcony garden in 4 months or I’m going to be very sad. Place your bets!

Anyway! Trump Musk continue to be soulless monsters, Republic…

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If true, that would be literal treason and punishable by death.

Time to build those gallows.