Oh no, the poor hasbara machine is sputtering.

Former Israeli PM Naftali Bennett just admitted the quiet part out loud: “We have lost the United States. We have lost the world.” Israel’s standing? Lowest since 1948. Tragic. Truly heartbreaking.

So what’s the solution? Create a brand-new “Unit 8300” under the Prime Minister’s Office to wage war on… global public consciousness. Because clearly the problem isn’t the livestreamed destruction of Gaza, the mass graves, the starving children, or the endless settlements. No. The real enemy is Qatar, Iran, and anyone who refuses to keep swallowing the official script.

Nothing says “moral high ground” like launching a dedicated psychological operations unit to gaslight the entire planet after the planet finally stopped buying the product.

Congrats on the lowest approval rating in history. Maybe next time try not committing the acts that made the world look away in the first place.

#FreePalestine

–@Paddystinian/x