Brilliant. Can't wait to see what gets honored at the next Kennedy honors thing. Of course, the audience is down to, what, the six figures?
But I digress. My heartfelt thanks to Roy for this:
"I have to tell you, Mr. President, I’ve been watching you and you definitely do have some feminine characteristics."
Personally, I can make a case that Trump is our first woman POTUS. But, as I just showed, I cannot make it tastefully so, like, it's not ready for public view yet, probably never. Suffice to say, Fake Tubby is more Lady Macbeth than Macbeth.