The pattern on Bez-elious Windrip's shirt looks like that kind of wallpaper you see in a Victorian-era house's parlor, stuffed full of knickknacks, cuspidors, ferns and oversize Chinese pottery.

Since he's adopted the Washington Times editorial line why he doesn't just buy it off the Moonies and shut it down I have no idea.

Glad to hear Buff found a spot at the Pentagon. But it was “voluminous folds” that really kicked my morning into gear.

Personally, I feel much better since I gave up all hope.