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Calling swimming outdoors "wild swimming" is a bit like calling lawn mowing “wild vacuuming”.

Cat: “Hate this food.”

Me: “Here, have this instead.”

Cat: “OH MY GOD LOVE IT.”

Me: “It’s exactly the same bowl of food. I just took it away for six seconds then put it back in the same place.”

Cat: “I am fire and the wind. Do not attempt to know me.”

“My words will either attract a strong mind or offend a weak one.”

- Anne Sexton

Incredible

One of the most amazing things I've ever seen. I feel incredibly lucky.

If you listen carefully at the beginning you can hear my mum saying it's ‘not as spectacular’ as a murmuration she saw once before. Genius move - the starlings heard her and came over to prove her wrong.

This take is low key goateed

I’ve given it some thought, and hands down, attempts to read significance into the prime minister’s facial hair are more annoying than his facial hair.

A solid cooking rule to follow is to remember that when recipes say “add two cloves of garlic” it’s always a misprint and what they actually mean is six.

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