Hope I did this right. If not, oopsy. And I’m early, too. Always.

Anyway. This is my entry for this totally fun thing:

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VERSE 1:

Now I've heard there was a certain dude

Tailgating me, it was pretty rude

No you don't really care for safety, do ya?

He's on my ass, a foot, an inch

I tap my brakes, he dings my winch

His driving style says he's a psycho fool ya

CHORUS:

He's a fool ya, he's a fool ya

He's a fool ya, he's a fool ya

VERSE 2:

He ran the light, and zoomed on past

His brain just like a flag half mast

Testosterone and diesel smoke ya tool ya

The cop ahead, the radar gun

Will light him up, won't that be fun

Points on his license back to traffic school ya

CHORUS:

He's a fool ya, he's a fool ya

He's a fool ya, he's a fool ya

VERSE 3:

Another case of road and rage

And no one cares we turn the page

And if he goes to jail, more power to ya

There's a way to get a moron cured

The cop's ahead in that blind curve

A ticket for the dumbass speedin' fool ya

CHORUS:

He's a fool ya, he's a fool ya

He's a fool ya, he's a fool ya

VERSE 4:

He's on the hood, his hands in cuffs

Not smart to tell a cop some stuff

They searched his car, and found some Elmer's glue ya

And then it really went more wrong

He's in a cell where he belongs

The judge was in no mood ya stupid fool ya

CHORUS:

He's a fool ya, he's a fool ya

He's a fool ya, he's a fool ya

He's a fool ya, he's a fool ya

He's a fool ya, he's a fool ya

(etc.)