Just found this fecker in the car.

Now before all the Aussies come back with “oh it’s beautful” and all that guff, I was born in South East London. This will never be normal to me. In fact, I’d rather wrestle a bear. And although I wouldn’t kill it, I would be much happier if it had scuttled off into the garden instead of going into hiding. Now I’ll have to surrender my driving licence and burn my car.