They mocked the Amish like they were primitive.
Turns out they just didn’t consent to processed poison, DNA editing, and digital lobotomies.
No phones.
No seed oils.
No child drag shows.
No Pfizer discounts.
No food pyramid brought to you by Monsanto.
Just raw milk, strong families, and 42 IQ points higher than your TikTok-addicted cousin.
The real red pill? It was in the butter.