The Halfway Cafe
Dash MacIntyre's writing studio. A varying mix of The Halfway Post's dadaist graffiti news and comedy, MacIntyre's more serious commentary, and other creative writings. Subscribe to get it sent right to your inbox.
BREAKING: JD Vance is reportedly furious and humiliated that the Internet is full of memes of him with a chubby, Cabbage Patch Doll head.
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BREAKING: Donald Trump says the idea to start trade wars with Canada and Mexico was Vladimir Putin’s idea, not his, so no one should blame him for the plummeting stock market or the rise in unemployment.