Welp. It happened.

After 74 weeks of consecutively posting my newsletter every Friday… I dropped my sweet baby on its head 3 days ago.

UGH!!!!! My ego wants you to know I had pretty valid excuses, ok.

Three and a half observations since the baby dropping incident:

Observation One: The world didn’t stop. No one cares. Whew.

Observation Two: The world didn’t stop???? Nobody fucking cared???? Fuck me frontwards I’m a disgusting failure !!!!!!!

Observation Three: I guess I can only go up from here? And honestly, 74 weeks is pretttttty sluttasticaly amazing. Yes I just used the word sluttastically amazing to celebrate my 74 week consecutive streak.

Observation Half: Fuck, I love writing and swearing so much. 🥹🥹🥹 So if you thought I was going anywhere… I am. I am going to my writing chair. To keep writing and swearing.

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Idk about you, but I feel a little lighter and happier after writing this. ♥️ And, I cannot WAIT to be back in your inbox (👀) this Friday. 🙏