“This reflecting pool thing is WILD. What we did not need was a giant metaphor for this administration, because we’re all depressed enough already. And yet here it comes….in all its Algaeic glory.

The man turned the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool into Mountain Dew Lake… through a byzantine combination of stupidity, spite, arrogance, and the rejection of basic science. He hired his Mar-a-Lago neighbor to fix what wasn’t broken, and sent us the bill, which turned out to be around $15 million dollars, nearly 800% over budget (the contract was for $1.7 million). The company is named “Greenwater Services”, and me and everybody else in the world assumed this was parody at first. Especially after getting a LOOK at the owner, who was a dead ringer for “Paul Bearer” the gloriously named WWF manager of the Undertaker. Alas, it was ALL true, and simply added to the majesty of the fuck-up. The most demented and coked-up Hollywood screen writer could not get away with concocting this type of shit. This was Idiocracy in full view. They are now searching for ANTIFA 20,000 leagues under the sea.

It’s either this…or the ones who taped bandages to their ears in Trumpian-solidarity start dumping algae into their own pools. To own the libs.

Meanwhile, the Strait of Hormuz is closed again. No word on how the water looks there…..”