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A solid cooking rule to follow is to remember that when recipes say “add two cloves of garlic” it’s always a misprint and what they actually mean is six.

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Why I'm quitting the Washington Post

“My words will either attract a strong mind or offend a weak one.”

- Anne Sexton

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Cat: “Hate this food.”

Me: “Here, have this instead.”

Cat: “OH MY GOD LOVE IT.”

Me: “It’s exactly the same bowl of food. I just took it away for six seconds then put it back in the same place.”

Cat: “I am fire and the wind. Do not attempt to know me.”

Incredible

One of the most amazing things I've ever seen. I feel incredibly lucky.

If you listen carefully at the beginning you can hear my mum saying it's ‘not as spectacular’ as a murmuration she saw once before. Genius move - the starlings heard her and came over to prove her wrong.

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