Chris Cillizza assaulted me inside a Bloomingdale’s dressing room in 1994 or 1995, but I can’t remember exactly when. I have no evidence or witnesses and didn’t report it to police at the time. Instead, I waited 30 years until the Koch brothers could fund my lawsuit in the middle of an election year.

If he claims he didn’t attack me, I’ll sue him for defamation. The trial will be held in West Virginia, where juries hate Democrats like him so he will be forced to pay me $83.3 million. Please buy my books and sign up for my Substack! I’m definitely not doing this for money and attention… you decide if this is fiction or nonfiction…