The Alarmist (@alarmist): "Won’t someone please think of Harbor Freight Tools? Seriously, though, since the US imports half of its toilet paper, you might want to preemptively pick up a pack of 24 to keep a few in reserve."

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Won’t someone please think of Harbor Freight Tools?

Seriously, though, since the US imports half of its toilet paper, you might want to preemptively pick up a pack of 24 to keep a few in reserve.

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