Trump declares victory. Netanyahu smiles. The UN holds emergency sessions. Iranian hackers crash Truth Social. And the American public gets heatstroke while buying collectible golf balls.

In today’s edition, we unpack the billion-dollar spectacle masquerading as foreign policy, the Netanyahu trap that led us here, the growing cyber retaliation, and the sweltering heat dome baking half the country while the White House sells regime change like it’s a timeshare.