John, got a kick out of this! Fun fact about my team (the Pistons): they were originally in Fort Wayne as the “Fort Wayne Zollner Pistons” because they were founded as a company team by Fred Zollner, the owner of the the Zollner Corporation—which manufactured (you guessed it!) pistons.

You may say pistons aren't intimidating, but you know what is? A terrifying homunculus made of pistons with human hands… which happens to be their original logo: static.wikia.nocookie.n…