Well, I’ve got an idea, “ideas pop into my head, & I keep thinking,” as Mrs. Lovett said to Sweeney Todd:

The passing of Dick Cheney will probably give your Karzai Talk T-shirts a nice bump, at least in the short term.

But I’m thinking of a new item, to combat the saturation of microplastics all over our land and seas: A NET SHOPPING BAG.

Hear me out: A classic French-style net bag, easy to stuff in a raincoat pocket or carry-all, the perfect REUSABLE daily marketing bag.

Mine, which I’ve had for years, is labeled from FRESH FIELDS. So you could come up with some catchy logo, probably just Harry Shearer’s LE SHOW, or something humorous, “Fighting MICROPLASTICS one particle at a time”.

Anyway, the point is, the bag is SIMPLICITY itself, it’s 100% cotton, mine was made in India, it’s washable, and the French tie-in is perfect for Le Show. And inexpensive for you and for us.