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Alright porch… our latest video just dropped and the title tells you everything you need to know:
“RACCOONS GONE WILD — EVEN THE WILDLIFE HAVE STARTED DRINKING NOW.”
If you’ve been feeling overwhelmed since January, this little Virginia raccoon is your spirit animal. He broke into a liquor store, tore the place up, got plastered, and passed out between a trash can and a toilet — and honestly? Same, baby. Same.
In the video, we break down why this raccoon isn’t just drunk… he is the most honest commentary on the state of the nation we’ve had all year. And yes, we tie it right back to that ridiculous “Trump Accounts for Kids” announcement — a so-called “gift” with more rules than benefits. A gift you cannot touch, cannot spend, and must invest exactly how he says.
If you watch this and laugh, nod, or whisper “Lord, help us,” then go ahead and share it.
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Pull up a chair, porch — the wildlife done joined the struggle.