I am a Christian man. I have long understood the need to avoid the "ho markers", never more so than recent years, when i have begun to awaken unto the world.

I also have a terrible weakness for what are called Problem Glasses, and the quirky, pale-skinned nymphs who don them.

This friction between sanity and instinct has tormented me for many years.

Which is a lot of words to say, "absolute Amelia sweep".