You forgot a few. Misrepresent your credentials. An under recognized scandal in the antivax success story is willfully misleading the public about expertise. Falsely claim to be an epidemiologist or an immunologist. Falsely claim you were appointed as a founder and director of a major program that didn’t exist at the time, Conflate adjunct faculty appointments with formal professorships. Exaggerate and embellish accomplishments on your CV because no one is going to fact check it. Perjure yourself on the stand serving as an expert witness with a CV containing alll manner of embellishment and fabrication. Take sole credit for research you did as a student in your professors lab, on your professors grant, on your professors idea. Attack anyone who dares to expose you with SLAPP lawsuits. Quietly profiteer off it all by selling subscriptions to your soapbox, sell “spike cure”, unnecessary continuous glucose monitors and wellness products. Publish junk research citing retracted studies in pay-to-publish journals with overnight peer review. Get appointed to federal committees or secure government employment and grants with a massively embellished CV. Leverage resume fraud for all you can because there is no formal forensic validation of CVs. These actions will go unrecognized and unchallenged. Those who draw attention to them will be ignored. You have nothing to fear. The public will never know you are a fraud. Journalists will tread lightly out of fear. Become a sought after speaker at official sounding conferences. Promote yourself relentlessly as an expert. Just make shit up. No one checks.