"GUEST-COLUMN:  DR.  KLAUD K. CRUMP!!!"

DR.! K. K. C!!!:

     "GOOD!  DAY!!  'I'!!  AM!!  MOST!!  Grateful!!  4:  THE! 'OPPORTUNITY'!  2:  'B'!  HERE!!  AS:  YOUR!  'GUEST'!  'WRITER'!  THIS!  'GOOD'!! 'DAY'!!!  'YESTERDAY'!  WAS!! 'BAD'!!  AND!  ( ONLY! ) WHO!  'KNOWS'??  'WHAT'!  'TOMORROW'!!!  WILL!!  RE! 'VEAL'!!!  AND!  WHO'S:  NO! 'WHERE'!!  2B: 'FOUND'!!  @:  THIS!  'TIME'!!  ALAS!

  "AS:  YER!  'GUEST'!,  THIS!  'GOOD'!!  DAY!, 'I'M!!  HONORED!  NO!  1!  HAS, EVER!  'BEFORE'!! 'REQUESTED' ME!! 2: 'B'!  ANY!  'WHERE'!!  @:  ALL!!

    "UNDERSTANDABLY!!  OF:  'COURSE'!  AS:  'I'!!  AM!!!  'THE!  PARIAH!, OF:  'PARIAHS'!!!  DULY!  SWORN'!!  'IN'!!!  BY:  NONEOTHERTHAN!!!  HER'SELF'!!!

    "THUS!!

     "FURTHER!  'MORE'!!  MY!!  BEST!!!  'T'!  JUST!  'HAPPENS'!!  2B:  OLE'  NONE!  OTHER!  THAN!!!  'CURRENTLY'! @:  ODDSW/1'S/SELF!!  A 'LOVE'!LY!!  little!  VILLAGE!!!  'LOCATION'!  OF:  'WHICH'!  RE! 'MAINS'!!  "A!  CLOSELY!!  'GUARDED'!!!  'SECRET'!!!  KNOWN!  ONLY!!  2:  'THOSE'!  'FORTUNATE'!!!

FEW'!  'IN':  'ON'!!!  'IT'!!

      "AS:  'I'!  MAY!  HAVE!  'MENTIONED'!   --  'I'!  AM-NOT! AS-YOUNG-AS:

'I'!  WAS!!  SEVERAL!  NANO-SECONDS!  'AGO'!!  --  'I'!! AM!!!  'DEEPLY'!!!  HONORED'!!!  2B:  HERE!  NOW!  JUST-'LIKE'!!  THEM:  '67 HIPPIES!!  WAS, ALWAYS!!  ALL!!  'WAYS'!!!  SCREAMIN'!!

   "'I'!!  WAS!  'THERE'!  YA KNOW!  O!  YA!  THEM!  WAS!!  THE!  'DAYS'!!!

    "NOT!  'LIKE':  NOW!  LIGHT  'MIGHT'-BE:  'ON'!  YET:  4:  'The  MOST! Part',  NO.  BODY'S!  'HOME'!!!  ONLY! --  "IGNORANT!  Armies!  Fighting!  By NIGHT!",  AS:  The Poet, Has-IT!   'RANGING'!   FROM:

   1.  WITHIN!  Oneself.

  2.  WITH:  ONE'S:  'NEAR', &, 'DEAR!

   3.  ALL!  THE 'WAY'!!  2:  GLOBAL  'CONFLICTS'!!

    "SO!  WHAT-ARE-'WE'!!  2: 'DO'?  'IN'!  SUCH-A-WORLD?  OF:  MASS!  UN! 'KNOWING'?  RESULTING!!  IN:  SOO.  MUCH!  SUFFERING!!

    "BUDDHA!  SAID-IT!

   "KNOW, YE, Mankind!  YE SUFFER!  From:  YOURSELVES!  NONE!  ELSE!  COMPELS!".

     "ALL!  YOUR!  SUFFERINGS!!  ARE!!  BECAUSE!!:

    "EITHER!!  YOU 'HAVE' Something!  U DO-NOT!  'WANT'!!!

     "OR!!  YOU 'WANT'!  Something!  U DO-NOT!  'HAVE'" !!

    "SIMPLE!  AS:  THAT!  SHOULD ONE ...  'Wish', 2:  'BEGAN'!

'OVER'!  'COMING'!  ONE'S  'VERY-OWN'!!!  UN!  'REALIZED'!  SELF!   Y,  THE!! 'HELL'!!  NOT??  SOME!  'THIN'!!  2:  'DO'!!  RIGHT??  AS:  OLE'  KRISHNA!!  TELLS-US!  "NO Man!  Remains!  Even-For:  A Moment!  Inactive!".

    "How, VERY!, 'MOVIN'!!  IS?  THAT?  AND!  WHO/WHAT?  IS:  'Perceiving'!  ALL THIS?  RE:  WHAT!  'EVER'!!  STUPID!  'PLANE'!!  AND!/OR!:  SO.  'CALLED'!  'SUB! PLANE'!!

   "I.E.!

    "WHO  AM  I?"

The Ancient Question!  AND:  The Eternal Quest!  Ole Cheshire-Cat!  Tried!  2:  HELP!  SO, 2:  Do ALL The Rishis & Sages!  Public.  Private.  SO, 2:  Does EVERY!  MOMENT!!  OF:

"LOVING-KINDNESS"!  H.H. The DALAI LAMA'S  'Professed':  RELIGION.

   "AND.  THAT!  IS ALL!  'I'!  'HAVE'!  2: 'SAY'!  THANKS!!  AGAIN!!  4:  'HAVIN'!  ME!  HERE!  IT'S!  'BEEN'!!!".

       CHORUS

             "WE!

             JUST!

           'LOVE'!

          'GUEST'

       COLUMNS!

            DON'T!

                U!!

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