Great story! It reminds me of when, in my freshman year of high school, when I was the new kid in school, two months into the year, we had our homecoming dance, and the “popular” kids (read: they thought they were popular but the actual popular kids saw them as losers) tried to teach me how to do the Soulja Boy. I’m glad we all know how much Soulja Boy sucks now, because I could absolutely not do that dance, and now I feel vindicated. I’d rather be doing the strut!