I’m Caitlin’s dad, Larry. While Caitlin was in Indonesia, Monica and I spent Christmas with Caitlin in Bali. On a visit to a “sacred” monkey sanctuary in Ubud, a monkey stole Monica’s water cup, drank the water and threw the cup at Monica. That monkey then had the temerity to mock my wife. I then tried to kill that sacred monkey bastard with my briefcase. I’m very disappointed with Caitlin for not sharing my courage and outrage. I forgive you!