I volunteer to be Trump’s (remote) Science Advisor.

After reasonable periods of time, no theory or model that does not prove itself by making independent predictions, verified by disinterested sources, will receive further funding.

All metaphysically impossible science will be defunded immediately. No “pregnant men.”

All DIE policies and quotas will be cast into the abyss. Only merit counts.

No proposal that builds on an unverified model will be funded.

Absolute priority to all projects based on Aristotelian metaphysics.

Zero, and I mean zero, funding of any education research.