Trump Forced to Listen to 45 Minutes of Balalaika Music After Putin Puts Him on Hold

Dear SCOTUS,

Everything happening now is because of your very short sighted decision , granting Presidential Immunity to a lunatic wanna be dictator.

It’s time you step up, revisit that massively idiotic decision, correct it….and start cleaning up YOUR mess.

Signed,

The American People

I’m just a construction worker. I wasn’t born with a manifesto in my hand or a blueprint for a better world. I wake up, go to work, build things with my hands. But somewhere along the way, I started seeing cracks—not just in the structures we put up, but in the system itself.

I don’t have a title. I don’t have all the answers. I just know this isn’t it.

We wake up exhausted. We trade our time, our energy, our dreams—for what? To keep a machine running that was never built for us? We pay to exist.…