They are rolling out another PCR pandemic

The new virus will be found to spread globally by testing sewage, milk, farm animals...

The PCR test will be said to detect a specific molecular sequence, without ever demonstrating specificity or calibration using a pure standard sample of the computer-inferred molecular fragment

... not to mention demonstrating that the said molecular fragment is uniquely associated with a new pathogen

All development will be performed for profit, without any cumbersome independent validation, since professional independence was abolished decades ago

The cure will be patented mRNA vaccines, which will not need to be safe or effective, because pandemic

Thus, health and the food supply will be protected

(some sarcasm)