Dalton Bennett 

A convicted felon who spent 24 months working Club Fed's craziest prison job. Dalton was convicted of some section of USC §1343 so obscure that neither he, the lawyers, nor anyone else involved understands it. He promises never to do it again.

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The Difference between a Convict and an Inmate
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How to Become a Public Official Without Really Trying
Every Prison Should Have a Man Cave Like This One
Your Biggest Problem on your First Day in Federal Prison