Yesterday I heard of a basset hound that ate a bowl of rising bread which then continued to rise in it’s belley. Very bloated dog with little short legs kinda like a turtle on it’s back until the deflation began which was voluminous, yeasty and foul. Glad it ended with a dog story as I was very anxious that I was going to have to deal with an image of you squatting. Life is too fragile for that