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The Drunken Tyromancer

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I look like the love-child of a Hobbit with gigantism that shagged a Wookie after a big night out at The Green Dragon

Drunken Tyromancy Substack

Drunken Tyromancy Substack

By The Drunken Tyromancer

IF Tyromancy is divination of the future with cheese ... AND Drunken Boxing is a form of Kung Fu ... THEN Drunken Tyromancy is a psychic martial art performed with wine cheese and satire for the purpose of cathartic comedy relief

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