MARTIN SCHWARTZ | Substack

MARTIN SCHWARTZ

@martinschwartz2

I’m 72 years old. 6’4” tall. 300lbs. Most unlikely mountain biker. I was voted least likely to succeed in high school. I have the worst sense of humor in the world but I can’t resist telling a joke. I am kind of cute in a blowfish

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