Basketball Field, lol. Member when Ted Cruz called a hoop a "basketball ring"? I member.

I would say the Onion of 15-20 years ago had like a 40% hit rate, and the BB has like a 15% hit rate, and the current Onion like a 10% hit rate.

The online Onion videos and "Our Dumb Century" hit heights the Babylon Bee almost never reaches.

That the “magic bullet” from the JFK assassination was accidentally fired by a secret service agent in the car behind the Kennedys’ because the secret service agents had been partying the night before and he was hungover.