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Bill Colvard

Unpublished novelist, unproduced playwright, award-winning columnist, international arbiter of style, uncaped crusader for social justice and equality, and mastermind of BILLY MACS macarons.

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Southern Gothic Dysfunctional Chic

By Bill Colvard

My life in flyover country. We love, we bake, we observe, and we make note of the absurdities that must be endured.

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