Really funny stuff here
“Failure fortifies us. It moves us forward. It strips everything back to its essential nature and leaves us clean and pure, ready to begin again.”
—Nick Cave
This punk is always trying to get drugs (catnip) while I'm making my morning coffee
Simpsons references until i die….
Vital essay….read it!!
This is the kind of shit that goes on in my house
Once dumbfuck dies and everything returns to some semblance of normality, people are still going to call it “The Gulf of Mexico.” Fucking idiots.
Imagine hating me and I’m just sitting at home like:
Great writing here about a BJ at the movies 💦
If anyone ever called George Carlin “woke” I’d have to pick them up by the fucking neck and swiftly knee them in the balls
Don't diss your pets, BE your pets
Anyone drunk yet?