Gary Trujillo 

@garytrujillo
I write about baseball, music, existential terror, contemporary art, books, broken relationships and the theatre of the absurd...oh, and insomnia.

Really funny stuff here

Billy Joel and Pigskin

“Failure fortifies us. It moves us forward. It strips everything back to its essential nature and leaves us clean and pure, ready to begin again.”

—Nick Cave

This punk is always trying to get drugs (catnip) while I'm making my morning coffee

Simpsons references until i die….

This is the kind of shit that goes on in my house

Once dumbfuck dies and everything returns to some semblance of normality, people are still going to call it “The Gulf of Mexico.” Fucking idiots.

Imagine hating me and I’m just sitting at home like:

Great writing here about a BJ at the movies 💦

Watching Film Noir In the Last Row

If anyone ever called George Carlin “woke” I’d have to pick them up by the fucking neck and swiftly knee them in the balls

Don't diss your pets, BE your pets

Anyone drunk yet?