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Derek Helling

@ninthcircleofhelling

Sports writer who never sticks to sports because they don’t matter. Opinions, like fans being the dumbest and worst part of sports, are my own.

The Ninth Circle of Helling

The Ninth Circle of Helling

By Derek Helling

Weekly newsletter from the frozen wasteland of Derek Helling's mind

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