Luke Haines. No, not that one.

@thehainesreport

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Former world's greatest barman. Occasional writer. Cynic. Functional alcoholic. He/him/hey asshole.

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The Haines Report

By Luke Haines. No, not that one.

Room-temperature-at-best takes on current events, reviews, and occasional short fiction.

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