10 Rules for the “New Normal Leftist”

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1. Ignore all and anything which may threaten, or in any way challenge your deluded view of the world and its workings.

2. Never express an opinion deemed unacceptable by your peers.

3. Always be sure to parrot corporate and state fed propaganda.

4. Always remember— the consistent and repeated spreading of baseless lies, is a powerful tool for the discrediting of factual information.

5. Never let inconvenient truths such as “factual evidence” override politically indoctrinated ideology.

6. If someone has you completely cornered in a debate, always be prepared to respond with a strawman argument, or ad hominem attack.

7. Never ever under any circumstances admit you were wrong!

8. When all else fails, you can accuse your opponent of being racist, homophobic, misogynistic, a right wing extremist—or similar.

9. All that is bad should be embraced—all that is good must be destroyed.

10. If something makes no sense whatsoever—always be sure to support it.