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Does rooting for Elon to drop that chainsaw on his carotid artery make me a bad person? Because I guess I am then ā€” thatā€™s a government cut I could get behind. Now heā€™s telling all federal workers they have to justify their jobs in writing, or fall to his blade. How does that neurodivergent nutjob, all jacked up on ketamine and his own ā€¦

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Let me tell you EXACTLY whatā€™s happening. Trump is being played like a fiddle and NOBODY dare tell him. Ukraine actually have Putin in a strangle hold on the battlefield.

Russia have lost over half a million troops, and hundreds of thousands of injured troops have been taken out of play.

PUTIN IS NOT WINNING THIS WAR

He desperately needs ā€¦

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Three years ago today, the military forces of Russia launched an attack across Ukraineā€™s borders on the ground and from the air. As Russian troops drove down roads in the hope of a short war and a victory parade in Kyiv, they received a mighty surprise.

The response from the people of Ukraine, to unite and fight whether they were soldier ā€¦

Three years of sacrifice and courage

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The artist went with a minimalist book cover for my next techno thriller. What are you guys think? Keep going down this path or something different?

Champions League predictor! I got my amazing colleagues at La Liga TV to run through every tie between here and the final in Munich. Vamos!

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Bayernā€™s non-penalty xG of 4.94 against Frankfurt today was their highest in the Bundesliga this season. Which is rather remarkable considering they did it without their ā‚¬95m striker Harry Kane until the 64th minute.

Some may argue that it was precisely because he didnā€™t feature heavily. Like me.

Iā€™m not a federal government employee but here are my ā€˜five bulletsā€™ of what I ā€˜accomplishedā€™ last week:

1. Pissed off JD Vance

2. Pissed off Elon Musk

3. Taped a hilarious convo with Hasan Minhaj (out next month)

4. Taped a great convo with Jemele Hill

5. Drank more than one chocolate milkshake.

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Madrid chose to warm up indoors at City, long after Pepā€™s players were out on the pitch. Didnā€™t seem to do them no harm: was a bit nippy

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I used to like Twitter but always felt very constrained by the 144 limit

This brought problems for the irony-challenged, who misunderstood a lot of what I was trying to say

This is a particular problem for me because I seem to be regarded as ā€˜on the leftā€™ by people on the right, and' ā€˜on the rightā€™ by people on the left

Apparently this makes me controversial, and therefore box office poison

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You know what the most annoying thing about being a writer is? When you actually get time to write something and you really want to write something, but you canā€™t find something you want to write about!

First home game of the season šŸ”„: FC Tokyo vs. Machida Zelvia

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Did Jude Bellingham tell the ref to ā€˜fuck offā€™? Or did he say ā€˜fuck youā€™? DONā€™T be fooled by the sweary semantics - the point is, he IS getting a raw deal from refs and Madridā€™s hype machine makes the situation even more flamable. Just because youā€™re paranoid, dont mean theyā€™re not after youā€¦

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šŸŽÆThere IS a target on Bellingham's back! šŸŽÆBut Madrid are making it WORSE!

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Catching up on the highlights of the Man Utd game. The way that Harry Maguire just freezes on the spot for the second Everton goal just perfectly sums up the fatal flaw in his game. In the six-yard box heā€™s fine. Ask him to step up and heā€™s suddenly just impossible to rely upon.

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Every pair of cool sunglasses in the 1992 direct-to-video masterpiece "Nemesis" (dir. Albert Pyun)
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ā€œread maxā€ what is this a hbo newsletter ??

Seems like a fire publication

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