Does rooting for Elon to drop that chainsaw on his carotid artery make me a bad person? Because I guess I am then ā thatās a government cut I could get behind. Now heās telling all federal workers they have to justify their jobs in writing, or fall to his blade. How does that neurodivergent nutjob, all jacked up on ketamine and his own ā¦
Let me tell you EXACTLY whatās happening. Trump is being played like a fiddle and NOBODY dare tell him. Ukraine actually have Putin in a strangle hold on the battlefield.
Russia have lost over half a million troops, and hundreds of thousands of injured troops have been taken out of play.
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Three years ago today, the military forces of Russia launched an attack across Ukraineās borders on the ground and from the air. As Russian troops drove down roads in the hope of a short war and a victory parade in Kyiv, they received a mighty surprise.
The response from the people of Ukraine, to unite and fight whether they were soldier ā¦
Bayernās non-penalty xG of 4.94 against Frankfurt today was their highest in the Bundesliga this season. Which is rather remarkable considering they did it without their ā¬95m striker Harry Kane until the 64th minute.
Some may argue that it was precisely because he didnāt feature heavily. Like me.
Iām not a federal government employee but here are my āfive bulletsā of what I āaccomplishedā last week:
1. Pissed off JD Vance
2. Pissed off Elon Musk
3. Taped a hilarious convo with Hasan Minhaj (out next month)
4. Taped a great convo with Jemele Hill
5. Drank more than one chocolate milkshake.
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I used to like Twitter but always felt very constrained by the 144 limit
This brought problems for the irony-challenged, who misunderstood a lot of what I was trying to say
This is a particular problem for me because I seem to be regarded as āon the leftā by people on the right, and' āon the rightā by people on the left
Apparently this makes me controversial, and therefore box office poison
You know what the most annoying thing about being a writer is? When you actually get time to write something and you really want to write something, but you canāt find something you want to write about!
Did Jude Bellingham tell the ref to āfuck offā? Or did he say āfuck youā? DONāT be fooled by the sweary semantics - the point is, he IS getting a raw deal from refs and Madridās hype machine makes the situation even more flamable. Just because youāre paranoid, dont mean theyāre not after youā¦
šÆThere IS a target on Bellingham's back! šÆBut Madrid are making it WORSE!
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Catching up on the highlights of the Man Utd game. The way that Harry Maguire just freezes on the spot for the second Everton goal just perfectly sums up the fatal flaw in his game. In the six-yard box heās fine. Ask him to step up and heās suddenly just impossible to rely upon.
I think our brains have gotten so used to the homogeneity of the design of platforms - built on efficiency, uniformity, easeā¦ that to see stuff like this, un-templated containers of content, is such a delight and surprise. website as art. art as website.