It is claimed that over 100 spiders per year will crawl into a person’s mouth while that person sleeps. The exception to this is my most civil house spider, Ian, who would never force himself on anyone.
“Probably my most prominent goal is to compete in the Senior Games when I am 60. In high school I was a half-miler, but fell disappointingly short of reaching my own sports goals. As an oldster, this athletic success would likely be sweeter than if I’d achieved it as a boy. It will certainly be better appreciated than by Young Me. And th…