i have been Extremely Offline over the last week bc i “accidentally” finally bought a nintendo switch

and by “accidentally,” I mean “checked to see if they were in stock at bull moose (maine’s premier entertainment chain) and went in and was like OKAY, FRIENDS, WHERE ARE THE SWITCHES AND THE HECK WITH ZELDA, WHERE’S ANIMAL CROSSING, paid, and scuttled back to my house like gollum’s older sister”