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Heather Lendzen
@heatherlendzen146931
Children everywhere greet me with grilled cheese sandwiches. I don’t read hieroglyphics I speak them. Everything I own glows in the dark. Deadbolts unlock when I sneeze. I can determine the exact GPS coordinates of a body of water by smell.
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