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Baltimoracle

Opening a portrait studio --- @ Mecca ... bets on Samoyed Races that take place 6 nights / wk --- in our Living Rm ... Last failed enterprise : a nationwide chain of " All- U- Can- Eat - $19.99" SnoBall stands

If you don't think this is Funny, maybe the problem is ME !

By Baltimoracle

Observations that just crack-me-the-heck up sometimes

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