Jeez Doug, I guess great art really does come from pain sometimes. Jokes aside, this is one hell of a piece of writing. If it's okay with you I'm going to share this with some folks.

Over in eternal sunshine land, Raphy has a seven game hitting streak and if yesterday is any indication he's making hard contact to boot. Luis should be back on the field soon to though it's getting a little crowded at the committee positions.

In the DOOM division, Webb is giving up hard hit balls at the highest rate of his career. When you're a workhorse Ace that pitches to a lot of ground ball contact and suddenly those ground balls start getting up, bad things happen. I think he's a talented enough player to work through this but I don't know that this coaching staff knows how to support his work.

In the name of Luigi Francisco Seal, please let us win a couple series.