"I was looking around at all these dudes my age, and I realized that they all had super easy, super cool, buzz cuts — and that they all looked great. I was at a meeting recently with all these men and women my age, and all the men had short or buzz-cut hair and all the women had longer, fussed-over, expensive-looking, fake hair — just like mine. I was looking around the room thinking, ‘Are we seriously still doing this? Who made up these gendered hair rules, and why are we still abiding by them?’ I realized that if I were a 54-year-old man, I would’ve buzzed my hair off years earlier, "