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Danielle Kraese

@daniellekraese

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Humor writer, editor, & freelance dog petter. Author of Deep-sea Creeps: A Field Guide to Terrible Ex-boyfriends As Sea Creatures, and coauthor of Jokes to Offend Men (both out now!)

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