Nicholas de Kruyff | Substack

Nicholas de Kruyff

Writer of all things funny and fantastic. Lover of dogs, gods, and lost causes. Lives in Toronto with his wife and family.

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Laughing Zombie

By Nicholas de Kruyff

Comedy/fantasy in my real life, plus sordid details.

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