Robert Southern | Substack

Robert Southern

@historyinablender

I write historical satire at Substack. As of July, I've been writing a novel that devours all my free time. I also teach middle school. PNW.

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History in a Blender

By Robert Southern

Where history comes to suffer a spectacularly hilarious death. Free balloons for the kids, and Punchy the Clown.

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